Saturday, March 29, 2014

So, fellow L.A. earthquake veterans, after last night's 5-point-something surprise shaker, here's your quiz.

What's the best course of action when you hear that awful rumble and feel the ground shimmying?

(A) Scream.
(B) Pray.
(C) Yell "earthquake!" at your dogs (as if they didn't know it was coming five minutes before you did).
(D) Stand in the doorway or hide under a table.
(E) Turn on the TV while the earthquake is still happening to see if the news anchors are crawling under their desks.
(F) All of the above.

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